MY WORST NIGHTMARE

I officially hate Anatomy and Physiology.....

Everyday we have day we have a clicker-quiz. They suck. No matter how much or long you study you can never get 100%.

These are the types of slides that I study!  To me this one kind of looks like an Arial view of thousands of people in different swimming pools.

If you know me I am the worst at memorizing things. So having to memorize words like: Non-Keratinzed Stratified Squamous Epithelium Connective Tissue, Concentric Lamella and Dense Fibrous Connective Tissue Regularly Arranged has been quite the difficult task.
 

Today I took my first lab exam. Sadly, I only got an 86% on it :/ For as much as I studied I thought for sure I was going to get an A.                                                   

Know I am on to learn about the skull.....

I know have to memorize words like: 

- Sagittal Suture

- Anterior Depression 

- Zygomatic Bone 

HOPEFULLY I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH!!!! 

Because of this class, my second home is on the second floor of the library. Thankfully I have Aaron to study with ;) 

I SCREAM! You scream. We all scream for Ice Cream

Well, here I am back in Rexburg.

My roommates and I decided to have a little Ice Cream party the Sunday before school started! What a great idea! We literally had 200 people come through our apartment. It was such a great way to meet everyone in our ward, and some how we had the perfect amount of ice cream. This was the flyer that we passed out to everyone. I know... it is a little cheesy, but hey! It totally brought the people in!

My classes are definitely kicking my butt. Here is a just a little bit about each one: 

Community Health: David Dominguez and Ashley Burt are in this class with me. The class is a joke and all we do is laugh and sleep! I am so happy I have some friends to survive that class with me. 

Anatomy and Physiology: Just kill me know! Just thinking about this class gives me nightmares. I study about 15 a week for this class. I better get an A :) 

International Health: I am raising rabbits in this class to see if it is more cost effective to raise rabbits verses cows. Twice a week I have to go out and feed them. The first day of school my teacher made us rabbit breakfast burritos so we wouldn't get attached to them. I am planning on taking some pictures next time I am out at the farm. 

Wilderness First Aid: What a joke!!!! Kirsten and I are considering never showing up again. If we never show up I think we will still get an A. 

Doctrine and Covenants: I love this class. It is online class. I can go at my own pace. I am falling in love with the D & C. I honestly wish I would have read it earlier. 

The roommates are awesome! I am living with Jessica Conklin, Kendl Crocket, Kirsten Moffat, Hanna Bowen and Maddie Allred. Surprisingly everyone is super clean! I love it :) 

rExBuRG is coming is comin' quick..

Many of you may already know, but my car's back axle is bent which has caused my back tires to go completely bald in about 9 months!!! In case any one was wondering.. THAT IS RIDICULOUSLY FAST. About a month or two ago I took it to the Les Schwab tire where the guy tested my alignment. That is when I heard the news...You are going to have to replace the back axle or buy new tires every few months. I decided that in the long run it will probably be best to just replace the axle. 

So...thanks to Kendl for taking my car to the shop my car is at the shop getting a new back axle!!! In about a week I will be back to good ole' Rexburg to pick my baby up!!!!! Sadly this repair will cost me about nine hundred and twenty seven dollars....SUCK!!!!!!! 

I will be back in Rexburg exactly 6 days! I am having mixed feelings about going back. 

cOnS.....

1. I will be taking 17 credits

2. I will be taking Anatomy & Physiology (only the hardest class ever and then most terrifying!!!) 

3. I will have to swipe my credit card for $927 (thanks to my car)

4. It is going to get real cold....I mean real cold. 

5. I will have to make the choice whether to stay at BYUI in the winter or not. 

pRoS.....

1. I get to see all of my sexy, smokin hot roomies and friends. 

2. I get to go bridge jumping. Pretty much my addiction. 

3. I will not have to worry about my cars' tire blowing up while I drive because it is so bald. 

4. I will actually have a social life.

5. Maybe I'll meet a hottie ;) 

6. I worked out a dinner group where I only have to cook once every two weeks. 

7. Jessica Conklin and I will be room roommates!!! holla!

HAPPY FRIDAY~~~~

And in case anyone is wondering I have been at work for the past 11 hours. I wonder when I can finally go home..... 

boob knives

Okay... so recently I went to this Young Single Adult Conference and it was honestly pretty terrible.

Here are some of the awkward moments that occurred in about a three hour spand:

1: LUNCH TIME: I was starving and so excited to eat. The first thing we received a baked potato. Because it was wrapped in foil I had to "unfoil" it and cut it down the center so I could stuff it full of all of the yummy toppings. Well, as I went to cut into the potato I quickly realized that the silver wear that they gave me was probably the cheapest stuff on the market. The knife was so weak it couldn't even begin to cut my potato. Well, I was starting to hold up the line by trying to slowly but surely saw away at my potato. Suddenly, this obese women came over to me and started digging in her breasts. She then pulled a ghetto knife right out of her boobs. She then started cutting into MY potato...now I understand that she was trying to help, but honestly would you eat your potato after a SWEATY and OBESE women was cut through your potato with a knife that she had juts pulled out of her BREAST? Needless to say... I threw it away and starved for the rest of the day.

2: FIRESIDE TIME: A fireside from Elder Ballard was just about to starts. When suddenly I really weird kid plopped himself right down next to me. The first thing he said to me was... "Do you have a number?" I decided to be nice, so I said "Yes". He then tried to make small talk with me. Somehow he ended up going on a rampage about how much he hates BYUI. Now any smart guy would not dis the school the girl was going to while trying to pick her up. For the entire talk the kid started me down. HORRIBLY AWKWARD.  When I got home that night he texted me begging me to go on a date with him. Sadly, I denied him....

from the desk of kelly morrison $$$$$$

AHHH!!! I have been working hours upon hours upon hours! I get up at 5:30 every morning, leave by 6:30 and am to work at about 7:00am. I spend a full day doing to following...

7:00-9:00 Billing, Invoicing and Filing

9:00-12:00 Update Part Numbers and do special projects for people

12:00-1:00 LUNCH! Usually consists of eating a BRC burrito from El Pollo Loco (a.k.a. heaven on earth. If you want to make my day. Buy me one. Make sure to get some Pico De Gallo salsa on the side) and spending a long hour on Facebook. I think I have stalked every one of my friends, and every one of my friends friends. Ooopss.

1:00-2:00 Parts Training- And I thought that I got away from giving out tests for six weeks...NOT! I am in charge of testing people on their knowledge of the parts that we sell. Crazy stuff right here. I am also in charge of organizing what happens during parts training. I do feel pretty cool doing that :) I feel like super official. Nothin' better than a little power!!!

2:00-4:00 SHIPPING!!!! I send out shipments :) Probably the best part of the day. LOVE.LOVE.LOVE. Who knows? Maybe one day I'll marry a UPS man :)

Well, that's my day for ya......Usually insanely boring (like so bad I often fall asleep....but if you know me pretty well you know that the minute i get even slightly bored I fall asleep....thanks to my roommates last semester I have several pictures of me sleeping in random places on Facebook)

And in case anyone is wondering. I do have my own e-mail.... kelly@usairfiltration.com
And in case anyone is wondering. I do have my own extension.... 951-491-7287 ext. 143

HIT ME UP!!!! haha (i'm bored, but at least I am making some mula)

Can't wait to go back up to school :)

Oh...and here is a picture of my rockin' cubical:

just realized I left a plum on my desk... whoops :) 

diets start on the worst days...

Okay, so I gained a lot of weight while I was up at school, so I have decided to start Weight Watchers....Yesterday, I ate horribly so I could eat all the stuff I have wanted to eat before my little diet started. Well, of course today I am starving and my boss walks in with 439 dollars worth of See's Candies and asks me to organize it in our office. Then he throws in this comment, "Eat as much as you would like" KILL ME NOW!!!! SEE'S CANDIES IS ONLY THE BEST CHOCOLATE ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH. It was literally torture. I am aloud to eat 26 points of food a day. One piece of See's Candies is 2 points. I don't think that it is worth it. Because if I eat one, I am going to have to eat 2 then 3 then 4 and my diet would be pointless. Wish me luck..... I really like this quote. NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS. 

I'm goin' home!!!!!

I am leaving for good ole' MURRIETA, CA ...well, almost. I am going to a family reunion in Fallbrook. I will be digging my feet into the warm California sand in less than 40 hours! I will be starting work on Monday at U.S. Air Filtration. A seven week break will be interesting. I wonder what car I will drive? I wonder where I will sleep at home (I don't really have a bed any more)?

AT LEAST I AM GOING HOME!!!! YAY!!!!!

p.s. I hate clean checks.
p.s.s. I think I have all A's !!!