boob knives

Okay... so recently I went to this Young Single Adult Conference and it was honestly pretty terrible.

Here are some of the awkward moments that occurred in about a three hour spand:

1: LUNCH TIME: I was starving and so excited to eat. The first thing we received a baked potato. Because it was wrapped in foil I had to "unfoil" it and cut it down the center so I could stuff it full of all of the yummy toppings. Well, as I went to cut into the potato I quickly realized that the silver wear that they gave me was probably the cheapest stuff on the market. The knife was so weak it couldn't even begin to cut my potato. Well, I was starting to hold up the line by trying to slowly but surely saw away at my potato. Suddenly, this obese women came over to me and started digging in her breasts. She then pulled a ghetto knife right out of her boobs. She then started cutting into MY potato...now I understand that she was trying to help, but honestly would you eat your potato after a SWEATY and OBESE women was cut through your potato with a knife that she had juts pulled out of her BREAST? Needless to say... I threw it away and starved for the rest of the day.

2: FIRESIDE TIME: A fireside from Elder Ballard was just about to starts. When suddenly I really weird kid plopped himself right down next to me. The first thing he said to me was... "Do you have a number?" I decided to be nice, so I said "Yes". He then tried to make small talk with me. Somehow he ended up going on a rampage about how much he hates BYUI. Now any smart guy would not dis the school the girl was going to while trying to pick her up. For the entire talk the kid started me down. HORRIBLY AWKWARD.  When I got home that night he texted me begging me to go on a date with him. Sadly, I denied him....